Thursday, June 08, 2006

yeah, I'm kind of over sock puppets

I woke up at seven this morning, feeling a little lopsided. Diana looked at me from her pillow. "Has that sock puppet always been in your ear?"

A sock puppet CS Lewis had burrowed into the canal. Took out a chunk of my eardrum having it removed - surgically, of course. Oh, and they left a pair of tweezers in there, so as I'm typing this my head is jangling, bloody sock puppet doctors.

Got to work and noticed a sock puppet Lewis Carroll trying to gnaw its way into my right kidney. I'm a mess of bloody dressings - and they're all pissed at me because I didn't consider a dressing puppet con, maybe next year.

Sorry, got to go cough up that Lovecraft - which is marginally better than having TB.

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